Stick a sock in it buddy

So now we know…

It was John McCain who invented the Blackberry! Thank goodness we’ve answered that question once and for all.

What you may not know is that I invented the cell. that’s how cell phones got started, when I invented the cell. I swear it’s true.

It’s amazing that these politicians have time to do so much work in the lab, what with the war and the economy and all that.

Despite what the media thinks, this election is not about Sarah Palin. This election is about human lives and human suffering and what we are going to do about that for the next 4 years or more. I have a new rule we should enforce: no more TV or radio pundits commenting on the election or the candidates. Each presidential candidate will publish his or her position on the internet and we will all vote based soley on their platforms. I am tired of listening to the voiceboxes on the right and the left. Living in Florida I hear mostly those voices on the right and it’s enough to make me scream. If I ever meet Sean Hannity in person I want to stick a sock in his mouth – a very dirty sock. He is a sick and a dangerous weasel.

The exception to this rule is Jon Stewart. He can talk about whatever he wants cause he’s actually funny.